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Hindi joke sms, standardization of grammar: In 1954, the Government of India set up a committee to prepare a grammar of Hindi; The committee's report was released in 1958 as "A Basic Grammar of Modern Hindi"
    standardization of the orthography, using the Devanagari script, by the Central Hindi Directorate of the Ministry of Education and Culture to bring about uniformity in writing, to improve the shape of some Devanagari characters, and introducing diacritics to express sounds from other languages.or more precisely Modern Standard Hindi, is a standardised and sanskritised register of the Hindustani language (Hindi-Urdu). Hindustani is the native language of people living in Delhi, Haryana, Western Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, northeastern Madhya Pradesh, and parts of eastern Rajasthan, and Hindi is one of the official languages of India. Colloquial Hindi is mutually intelligible with another register of Hindustani called (Modern Standard) Urdu. Mutual intelligibility decreases in literary and specialized contexts, which rely on educated vocabulary.
  This places Hindi in a three-way tie with Bengali and Portuguese for the fifth-largest language in the world.
The dialect upon which Standard Hindi is based is khadiboli, the vernacular of Delhi and the surrounding western Uttar Pradesh and southern Uttarakhand region. This dialect acquired linguistic prestige in the Mughal Empire (17th century) and became known as Urdu, "the language of the court." As noted and referenced in History of Hindustani, prior to the independence of India and Pakistan, it was not referred to as Urdu but as Hindustani. After independence, the Government of India set about standardising Hindi as a separate language from Urdu, instituting the following conventions

The Constituent Assembly adopted Hindi as the Official Language of the Union on 14 September 1949. Hence it is celebrated as Hindi Day.
 The number of native speakers of Standard Hindi is unclear. According to the 2001 Indian census. 258 million people in India reported their native language to be "Hindi". However, this includes large numbers of speakers of Hindi languages other than Standard Hindi; as of 2009, the best figure Ethnologue could find for Khariboli dialect (the basis of Hindustani) was a 1991 citation of 180 million.

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

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1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA
Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon
Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

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Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

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2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

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