Sunday 16 March 2014

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

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Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!
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11 months ago
By: veeresh143 In: Jokes

life = Mobile
friends = charger
lover = recharge

kitna bhi recharge karlo charger na ho to mobile switch off

Qki HAR EK FRIEND JARURI HOTA HAI
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11 months ago
By: smitmuskan In: Jokes

Doctr-Ab kya haal h? Patient-Pehle se zyada khrab h. Dct-Dawai khali thi kya? Pt-Nhi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi. Dc-I mean dawai leli thi? Pt-Apne di to maine leli. Dc-Bevkuf dawai peeli thi? Pt-Nhi,dawai to laal thi. Dc-Gadhe, dawai ko pee lia tha? Pt-Nhi ji peelia to mujhe tha.. . . . .
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11 months ago
By: Rajeev kumar In: Jokes

Santa ki loutri lagi aur woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
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11 months ago
By: admin In: Jokes

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….” :D :D :D

once in a way NOTHING, SOMETHING and ANYTHING went to school. In school
Teacher: Little boy ,"WHAT IS YOUR NAME "?
Nothing: NOTHING miss
Teacher:(Asking anything) And his
Nothing: ANYTHING miss
Teacher: What kinds of name do you have, its very Unick.
Nothing: There is Something so it is unick

1 Boy Ki engagement 1 Bohat Haseen Larki Se Hui, Wo Larka us Lrki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Tha, Na Kabhi us se baat hoi thi.

Bus Sab logon se Uski Khubsurti Ki Tareef hi Suni Thi

Shadi k bad Lrka uska Ghonght utha Ke bola:

Tum wakai bohat khobsorat ho, Tumhe Kiya Gift kron?

Larki Shrmati Hoi Boli:

“Do Aap Ta Dil Taly”

Moral: kam Se Kam 1 Call Lazmi karLeni Chahye

A PubliC serVice Msg by UfoNE, Telen0r, JazZ, Warid, Zong.


3 Priests were asked how they
divide church money between
them and God.
* Priest from USA said " I draw
a
straight line, throw all the money up...the ones that fall on side
A is
God's own, side B is mine."
* Priest from Nigeria said " I
draw a circle, throw all the money
up. The
ones that fall inside the circle
belongs to God, outside it, is
mine."
* Priest from India said " I don't
waste time, I simply pack all the
money and throw it up, any one
that remains up belongs to God, others that fall down is mine.

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Sms Hindi Jokes Funny Hindi Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

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