Saturday 15 March 2014

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Hindi Sms Jokes Funny Biography


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SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.

[:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai..

:: very very funny Hindi sms ::
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

:: very very funny Hindi sms ::
Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

:: very very funny Hindi sms ::
Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

:: new latest funny sms ::
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".

:: new latest funny sms ::
Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

:: new latest funny sms ::

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.
Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.

:: new latest funny sms ::

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

:: Hindi funny sms collection ::
Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege

:: Hindi funny sms collection ::
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

:: Hindi funny sms collection ::

Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
 Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.


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Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Sms Jokes Funny  Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

1 comment:

  1. sms padke to meri hasi hi nahi rukh rahi hai, bahut hi funny sms hai.

    thanks & regards
    HINDI SMS

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