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Hindi Jokes Chutkule Biography

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Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE"
Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure"
Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear" Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.............................chutkule

When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!

U r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet ,
u r 100% nice,
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words............jokes

Ek BAAR SMS KAR KE TO DEKHO,
INBOX NA BHAR DOON TO KEHNA,
EK BAAR MISS CALL KAR KE TO DEKHO, BATTERY DOWN NA KAR DOON TO KEHNA, EK BAAR NAZDEEK AA KAR TO DEKHO, HAATH NA THAAM LOON TO KEHNA.

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola....... main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola..... aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola..............chutkule

Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.................very funny jokes on girls

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko RAJA Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... RAJA Pass Ho Gaya..................mast chutkule

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!................mast chutkule

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.................................................Hindi funny sms

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2014 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen..................................very funny jokes on girls

Hindi Jokes Chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes Chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Hindi Jokes chutkule for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta