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1.  Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 02
2.  Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 03
3.  Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 04
4.  Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 05
5.  Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 06
6.  In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 07
7.  Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.......................

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 08
8.  Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 09
9.  Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

10 Best Hindi sardarji jokes: 10
10.  A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.

"Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post
in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear

Mr.Laloo Prasad Yadav,You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

ThanksBill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference:

Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki
hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo Prasad continued: Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa
Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze
main hai - Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee
karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyy

You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter
vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.

Nophone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. >> Tohar Bilva"

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