Saturday 15 March 2014

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posted in Hindi Funny SMS

Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

(69 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

(99 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

(311 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Robot slapping on telling a lie

(23 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh...!!!:-)

posted in Hindi Funny SMS

Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

(57 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.

(76 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Good Night SMS

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Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

(12 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?

arz kia he

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

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