Saturday 15 March 2014

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Biography


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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Santa: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-).

Santa:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobar Bata Jis Main Zyada Munafa Ho?
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Banta:
Aisa Kr Srdiyon Main Sasti Baraf Le Kr Grmiyon Main Baich De..

Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi...

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

santa khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Santa: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Santa sms: Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peney K Baad,
Santa Ne 6 Dakar Mari Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhi,
6up,
1 Down Hy ;->

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Pr Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hai.

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Daku.
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

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