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New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...

ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...

SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...

SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...

WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...

SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...

FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by...

Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...

Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ?

Love him if he criticises your cooking because he is still improving his taste.

Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.

Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.

Love him... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offence.

Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?

Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.

Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.

Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...

Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20...

Same rules should be applied in Exams too!

1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Best wishes & best of luck for exams.

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for Facebook Santa Banta