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Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student: shaadi..!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

Student: dulhan...

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student: Bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: Hum do humare do!

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Ladka ladki se:

Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai
Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga

Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai
Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga

Uske jitne paise nahi hain
Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga
Aur kya chahiye tumhein????

Ladki:
Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...?
Chal apne dost ka number de...

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(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha

For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...


-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.


-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.


-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As


-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..


-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.


- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.




(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.







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