Sunday 16 March 2014

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Biography


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Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko
Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi KiHai?”
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar”
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke BaadBhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi
Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”
Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”
Minister: “Hmm”
Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein BandThe Aur Rihayi Ke Koi
Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi thi”
Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar”
Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kamthe…



Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.
Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,
Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,
Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki”…
Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab – “Mera Bachpan – Meri Shararatein“


Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.


In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

there was a bio,math,chem teacher all went to a beach . bio teacher said "i find fishes in the sea " and she jumped into the sea.the maths teacher said"i can find the length and breath of the sea"and jumped in.after some time bio,math teacher died.the chemistry teacher said "i can see both are soluble in water".


Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes Hindi Jokes Shayari for Faceboook Images Photos SmS Wallpaper Non Vig in Hindi Language Husband wife Wallpaper for   Facebook Santa Banta

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